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The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.
I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.
by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018
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Raymond

Roblox idiot mod on city of London that had less logic than having an eggplant for a car.
Innocent player that has done nothing: "I hope Raymond doesn't ban me"
Raymond: *Bans @everyone for anti exploit detected*
Raymond (and other mods): *Several racial slurs*
by Paracolax June 10, 2021
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Raymonde

When drinking alcohol, the point at which a person suddenly changes from "pleasantly drunk" to "a completely out of control shit-faced mess".

A fellow drinker, upon noticing that their friend is imminently at this point, may signify their observance by rapidly tapping the table and exclaiming that "Raymonde is knocking on the door"
He was ok until that last vodka, then he went totally Raymonde.

One minute he seemed fine and then Raymonde paid him a visit
by Mordeymania September 4, 2023
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Raymond

A term used when you're going to say something but then doesn't continue what you were going to say.
He just pulled a Raymond right now!
Don't pull a Raymond on us.
by chipandsprites November 16, 2020
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Raymond

This man is built purely of lean and a kind heart. Black eyes and black hair this man will hide his pure testosterone via quietness and introversion . Not only this but he has a secret... He is actually the god of sex and if he sees you masturbating he will cut off your dick with his Godly scissors and beat you in the head with his massive dong.
person 1: hey what happened to you are you ok?
person 2: no, this glowing man came into my room and cut my dick off
person 1: oh that must have been Raymond, the god of sex
Raymond (peering behind person 2): don't worry, it grows back...
by Ornstone February 9, 2022
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rob raymond

a south park loving band director that really doesn’t give a shit, except once every other week when he gets moody
rob raymond loves to repeat life stories everyday
by fugly cunt March 18, 2024
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Raymond

Brokeback mountain is about gay cowboys. Raymond from everybody loves raymond really likes this film.
by skoogisken March 11, 2022
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