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Nolan

someone who definitely eats ass on the daily. he also has a weird bounce in him walk and has the expression of a minecraft villager. he also has an obsession with sending porn over discord.
im nolan and im going to traumatise you with porn.
by k-k-k- September 4, 2023
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Nolan Tobyansen

I Nolan Tobyansen a fucking xbox player
I nolan Tobyansen everything aka xbox player nig
by King farkalamu October 21, 2020
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Nolan

A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.
guy 1: Ew is that nolan?
guy 2: yeah, he's the one kid who ate paste in first grade
by Sotamboys January 8, 2023
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Nolan

Did you hear that nolan?
by hottopicTm April 19, 2020
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Dirty Nolan

The act of sucking one’s own dick while receiving a piss enema.
“Me and my boyfriend Zack tried a dirty Nolan last night :3”
by MuntedSquirel May 22, 2025
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Nolan

A complete utter asshole Nolan will fuck with your life and not care about it and move on With their life.
Nolan is crazy and selfish.
by Dumb beeeech November 21, 2021
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Nolan

Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.
This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.
by khhhhs December 17, 2019
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