by lollipopchick133 May 19, 2011

He tried Panda Express last week Today is march 8 2025. 5'11 3/4 in w shoes he is 6 ft. He claims to be 6 ft. we all know hes not. Yesterday it rained. He also tells weird stories and probably should not be left around in a room w men.
1: I talked to Neil Yang yesterday, and he told me some weird theory about how all men are inherently gay.
2: Neil: Yeah I would transition the fuck out of them first and fuck them
2: Neil: Yeah I would transition the fuck out of them first and fuck them
by porneliusyang March 8, 2025

Neil is one of the best boys on the planet , hes caring , respects women , is nice to everyone. He cares a lot about his friends and would lay down his life for any of them. Neil loves all animals and will protect them at any cost. If you come across a Neil you should never let him go. The best kind of Neils are the queer ones.If you life a Neil he is not going to let you out of his life ever.
by Your mother loves me April 14, 2023

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.
by DirtyBirdBerkis September 1, 2019

To swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.
by BestX August 18, 2014
