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Jordan

by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves
by Poetmama December 17, 2018
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Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:
by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome and strong person. He loves wearing Adidas and Jordans. He is very sporty and loves playing soccer and basketball.

He is very popular, mainly because he's so funny. And all the girls at school are after him. So if you ever get the chance to be with a Jordan, don't let him go.

Jordan's are very attractive. Jordan usually has brown hair and brown eyes.

He is very caring and selfless so if you ever need a friend, you know who to go. But if you say something bad about him, you better watch out he could end the fight before it even begins.

Jordan's are very emotional. When they are sad they try to hide it, but everyone can see by the way his cheeks get rosy. But he always wants people to think he's happy.

Even though it may seem like he's too cool to talk to if you walk up to him he'll talk to you even though you aren't his friend.

Jordan's are also very romantic. Like I said if you evveer get the chance to be with a Jordan neevver let him go. There's no doubt that every girl in school dreams about him. He's just so cute!

But remember Jordan is dealing with his problems. So just keep aware of that, but still be happy and enthusiastic about everything, because he doesn't want to feel lonely, sad, or afraid.
But overall Jordan is just a great guy, ... he is. He'll never let you down. I promise. (FYI- This is all based off a Jordan I know)
Girl 1- Oh look there's Jordan!
Girl 2- OMG he's so cute!
Girl 3- I wish he was mine!
Girl 4- Too bad, he's mine!

Boy 1- Bro I wish I could be friends with Jordan, he's just so cool.
Boy 2- How do you know he's cool? He looks like a try hard to me.
Boy 3- Well guys he's my best friend a trust me he's just flat out awesome!
by Don'tAskMeWhatNyNameIs October 15, 2019
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Jordan

DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM
by EDP45 September 29, 2022
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Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.
Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.
by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023
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Jordan

no bitchees
"martin said Jordan got no bitches"
by NoBitches™ February 6, 2022
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