Jasper

Jasper is the hottest shiz on Earth he's a Beast he will fucking destroy you!😈😈😈😤👊 You better run when you see this dude all the hoes want him he's literally #THEBozo!

I see Jasper! I gotta run he bad😩

by Jasper der Baboooo November 20, 2021

colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024

jasper

has a huge penis

jasper is packing

by user3789 January 16, 2022

jasper

drugs girl and is a dad

jasper is a nonce

by john357 November 27, 2021

Jaspered

To keep someone interested in you for the sole purpose of gaining validation and a boost to your ego.

The term comes from the character of Jasper from the movie The Holiday. He only keeps Kate Winslet in his life to feel good. Not because he wants her.

I thought she really liked me but it turns out I was just being jaspered.

by davenport101 June 20, 2021

Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

jasper

jasper is a hyper-active person. the personification of a golden retriever puppy, they’re fun, loud, funny and have a cute personality. they’ll make you laugh and they’ll always show that they care about you. not the best at giving advice but they do their best and always listen, and that’s enough. one of the best friends you’ll ever have. they’re a little forgetful though, remind them to bring their inhaler and headphones everywhere with them

“jasper, remember to take your headphones and inhaler with you. you can’t die before me”

by niko_nova November 20, 2021