A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
by David Bq July 28, 2008
Get the Stonecold Susanmug. A Polish Stripper by the name of Susan. She enjoys killing babies, smoking joints, and stripping.
She likes beating the hell out of people, and she won't stop just because you need to breathe, idiot.
Also a long time raper of Billie Joe Armstrong.
She likes beating the hell out of people, and she won't stop just because you need to breathe, idiot.
Also a long time raper of Billie Joe Armstrong.
If you ever mess with Stripper Susan, prepare to get the shit kicked out of of you.
Stripper Susan likes to strip WEOWWW!!
Stripper Susan likes to strip WEOWWW!!
by BRITTY March 20, 2005
Get the Stripper Susanmug. When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.
by nonGLP October 6, 2003
Get the Lazy Susanmug. by 1111 August 22, 2006
Get the Dirty Susanmug. 
by Tom Microwave May 24, 2005
Get the Leaky Susanmug. 1. A dirty ho that lets more men in them than public transit.
2. A slut that lets everyone run trains on them.
3. A chick that likes to take a footlong for $5.
2. A slut that lets everyone run trains on them.
3. A chick that likes to take a footlong for $5.
No one blinked an eye when Ashley blew three guys at the party before going home with a fourth, she's just a Subway Susan they all thought.
by MiggyD May 22, 2016
Get the Subway Susanmug.