Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.

"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."

by Catfish13 January 6, 2012

Rape yard

When the G falls off the grape yard you get what's called a rape yard where you will be raped until someone's dead

GUYS RUN ITS A RAPE YARD

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021

dead yard

A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.

A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?

A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"

by 29lil1 March 4, 2014

yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013

yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.

"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."

by J.B. America August 24, 2018

Yard Master

The person in charge; head honcho

Damn, that yard master is a hard ass.

by nickelmustang August 19, 2021

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016