The most perfect person in the entire world; They’re beautiful, smart, intelligent, hot, gorgeous, stunning, cute and pretty. They’re the best thing to ever happen to you, and they are the light of your life, and all that cheesy stuff. They make you happy every single day, they are so incredible even though they aren’t perfect, but their imperfection just make them more perfect. If you meet them… if you meet your iris, never let them go.
“Iris, you are the most beautiful person in the entire world. You make me so fucking happy, you’re like a fucking goddess and I want to worship you in every way i can.”
by PrincessLoxos March 11, 2022
Get the Irismug. Iris.
A being of beauty, magical in her charm with glowing eyes and an undeniably warm heart.
Some say that she was birthed within the mountains ⛰ of her countryside home village. Fresh alpine water springs from her mouth when she speaks. Plus she’s a dancer, the type that moves you almost as if wild cool country winds were in her DNA.
She’s an artist too, her mind is a complex cavern of ideas, feelings, and interesting notions on life. The way she moves feels like you’re surfing an erupting lava-esque earthquake, she’ll sweep you right off your feet. She’s often the best dressed in the hallways of your art school. You want to know more but you’re a bit apprehensive because she’s quite breathtaking.
A being of beauty, magical in her charm with glowing eyes and an undeniably warm heart.
Some say that she was birthed within the mountains ⛰ of her countryside home village. Fresh alpine water springs from her mouth when she speaks. Plus she’s a dancer, the type that moves you almost as if wild cool country winds were in her DNA.
She’s an artist too, her mind is a complex cavern of ideas, feelings, and interesting notions on life. The way she moves feels like you’re surfing an erupting lava-esque earthquake, she’ll sweep you right off your feet. She’s often the best dressed in the hallways of your art school. You want to know more but you’re a bit apprehensive because she’s quite breathtaking.
Me: I can’t find the right words to say around her.
Them: Don’t worry about it, Iris understands what you mean. She’s calm and it’s just her charm that’s got you tripping up.
Me: But what if I flop and make a fool of myself.
Them: That’s the Iris magic, she’ll make sure you’re heard and understood, and she’ll look good doing so.
Them: Don’t worry about it, Iris understands what you mean. She’s calm and it’s just her charm that’s got you tripping up.
Me: But what if I flop and make a fool of myself.
Them: That’s the Iris magic, she’ll make sure you’re heard and understood, and she’ll look good doing so.
by winona_ryder November 21, 2021
Get the Irismug. by Loganwitt1970 January 26, 2021
Get the irismug. A really gucci naked molerat who is unusually tall, and he has the prettiest fucking eyes ever. And the best balance
by Ur_mom January 21, 2022
Get the Iriemug. The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
by Daah "The DJ" December 1, 2021
Get the Anal Irismug. Iris the Beatlemaniac, or should I say... Iris the maniac! Iris the (Beatle)maniac is cruel, cold, mean, sour, your worst nightmare, your sleep paralysis demon even! Stay away from her at all costs!
by 𝙨𝙚𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙣#6178 July 25, 2022
Get the Iris the Beatlemaniacmug. She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Iris a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Iris is that perfect girl! So, If you know an iris, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you.
by Hrace January 27, 2023
Get the Irismug.