When enjoying a marijuana cigarette with friends, and you're patiently waiting for it to be passed over to you.
by FuckTheJuice November 15, 2018
the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.
by the lost pine of irons October 21, 2009
When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.
by Stevezilla March 19, 2010
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by kwengface June 01, 2019
Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.
by ttag105 December 30, 2011