slav jank

A sometimes derogatory, sometimes celebratory term used for a video game typically from the former Soviet Union or a Warsaw Pact nation that has a surreal atmosphere, notably bad (or no) support for non Slavic languages, and is littered with bugs, flaws, or defects.

It's not just limited to HROT anymore: Cyberpunk 2077 and Dying Light 2 have joined the ranks of notable launches bogged with problems, renewing interest in the term "slav jank" as a warning.

by Somebody, but not Nobody February 19, 2022

Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 2, 2015

Jack Janke

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007

"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."

by Phargo September 11, 2019

Jickity Jank

when something is messedup or hurting; usually used when referring to body parts.

"My knee's all jickity jank from hockey"

by J'MUN March 8, 2009

jank-ass mofo

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person

Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!

by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009

crank jank winebottle

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.

Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.

by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010

jank tough

tough as nails or snails

thats fuckin jank tough!! snails!!

by ether March 28, 2003