Calhoun Highschool

absolute garbage, horrible teachers, horrible peers, and kids who vape and do heroin in the school bathroom

Kid 1:“yo did you hear about Jeff he goes to Calhoun Highschool”
Kid 2: “holy shit i feel so bad...”

by MrJimmyMan March 6, 2020

Astronaut Highschool

Welcome to the “A” where hoes have sex near the auditorium and always wanna have “beef” but not fade about it. Where nobody knows anybody unless your somebody. Where girls walk around the hallways stomping clapping and singing annoyingly (the cousins) but nobody fucks with them because everybody ducks with them. Where big bitches wanna fight lil girls and act tough until I wanna fade and duck off. Where administrators don’t care about the students until something happens and the mulllet boys are finally cutting there mullets off. Where girls get abortions like they change their underwear. Lol welcome to Astro.

“Don’t you go to astronaut highschool??”
“Yea surprised I haven’t unalived myself”

by Big dookie ville May 9, 2022

maury highschool

the school where everyone is either a preppy white lacrosse kid, a loud ghetto kid, or hates everyone there. but the football team demolishes every other school so it’s alright

kids at maury highschool are too bold for their own good

by onjah17 November 11, 2019

Tunkhannock Highschool

All the boys are packing absolute meat missiles and the softball team is a bunch of hoes who lost in the World Series

Tunkhannock Highschool where one of the softball team hoes bit some dudes pecker

by Big brolic black dude December 19, 2020

pennsbury highschool

Pennsbury Highschool is a cool highschool, but east campus sucks and gives the aesthetic of a mental ward. There is a 15/85 chance you walk into a bathroom and there are people juuling, and you can roam the halls for atleast an hour before getting questioned by hall aides. rumored to be hidden white supremacists groups within the school.

John: Why does Pennsbury Highschool's football team suck so much?
Jack: fuck would i know you dumb cunt, dont ever speak to me again.

by theyknowwhoyouare November 30, 2021

Tecumseh Highschool

A dumbass school full of skanks, rednecks, crackheads and a sprinkle of rich kids. A place where you get little to no education and you’re the laughing stock of the neighboring towns.

“What school do you go too?”
“Tecumseh Highschool”
“Oh that school”

by dipass August 30, 2021

Westfield Highschool

A school where the hispanics don’t know english and every sport that matters is run by black kids and the white kids try to be black. The girls will hop on anything with a pulse and the guys will too. This school is only known due to high level of athletic play, drug use, and Hailey Mineo shaking ass at every DMV Bangers party.

The definition of Westfield Highschool is the school of the decade

by sheikhs f October 7, 2021