Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
by bespectacled May 06, 2022
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Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong
The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017
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Leech-Sack

When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.
Dude, this warm weather is giving me a serious case of leech-sack.
by Therealdingleberryjerry May 10, 2018
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[Leech Head]

A blow job given to a blood covered cock; typically a penis covered in menstrual blood.
Last night in the dark this girl was fucking and sucking my cock like a hose hound, and when we were done there was still blood at the base of the shaft of my penis. I'm pretty sure I got leech head!
by MCTAHOE July 02, 2011
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Vibe Leech

A person that sucks all your vibes and then acts like they are their own.
"Did you see Sarah got the same bag after me, she is such a vibe leech."
by Dr. Delarney November 17, 2019
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turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!
"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"
by dan is my slave!! May 06, 2003
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nonna leeche

Nonna leeche is the queen of spades in the card game heart...... also can be the name of christopher columbus' wife said to be the first lady of the night aka prostitute in the modern world.,
nonna leeche
by nancycharlesoscar150 September 10, 2009
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