Random girl:hey dude! Y’know what today is?
Guy friend: November 11?
Random girl: yep! It’s give a blowjob day!!
Guy friend: November 11?
Random girl: yep! It’s give a blowjob day!!
by Jason Ayer November 11, 2019
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by frtgyhik August 20, 2008
December 11 is kick your friend in the butt day as long as you have a birthday in September- december you can celebrate this day.
by December days November 03, 2019
by Byrontall November 17, 2019
Girl 1: What is the date today?
Girl 2: It’s Nov 11 Duhhh!
Girl 1: Why is Nov 11 different than any other day?
Girl 2m Um it’s the day you have to tell your crush you like him duh!
Girl 1:What? Well I really don’t want to make things awkward between us
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1 :If he rejects me then things will be so weird, I will feel so embarrassed, and we won’t be friends again
Girl 2: Well you never know the truth until you go after it
Girl 1: You’re so right!
Girl 2: I know! Go get em!
Girl 1: Ok thanks!
Girl 2: It’s Nov 11 Duhhh!
Girl 1: Why is Nov 11 different than any other day?
Girl 2m Um it’s the day you have to tell your crush you like him duh!
Girl 1:What? Well I really don’t want to make things awkward between us
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1 :If he rejects me then things will be so weird, I will feel so embarrassed, and we won’t be friends again
Girl 2: Well you never know the truth until you go after it
Girl 1: You’re so right!
Girl 2: I know! Go get em!
Girl 1: Ok thanks!
by SassyLena November 09, 2019
11/17: Gates Unveils Spam, Security Help
11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.
11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.
11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”
11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)
11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.
And more...
11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.
11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.
11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”
11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)
11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.
And more...
by Keael May 13, 2005