Windows

Windows is a operating system made by Microsoft.

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"

by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023

Window licker

A person who “rubs themselves” while looking at other people on a bus while licking their lips and grunting and ejaculating on the windows

“Wowzers that window licker is staring at you”

by Educated human specimen June 24, 2023

window licking arsehole

Meaning inbred retard who has a rine stone covered dream chatcher hanging from his cock as his girlfriend is piff but he looks like a monkeys cunt

Guy 1: have you heard of lance stroll

Guy 2: aye that window licking arsehole

by SickCuntPeter June 27, 2023

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.

My brother is an expert in window-watching

by ChibiFoxo July 27, 2024

Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024

Window Shutter

it shuts your window

I have a window shutter. I hope your mouth can be like it

by Wengardian Leviosa August 6, 2024