Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mum

ur mum

Ur mum gay

by dkjfls;jfakl;dsjfkl;dsjfk;dsjk May 23, 2019

UR MOM

MOST LIKLEY JUST A JOKE LMAO

someone: "hey, guess what?"
someone else: "what?"
someone: "ur mom.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by i am cool :D October 3, 2022

ur mom

i am so in love with your mother

"more like in ur mom" B)

by transparentcat March 14, 2022

Ur maid an aids

Ur maid an aids is the best comeback for Ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur brother ur fiance and Ur granny tranny.
Everytime you say this word you are becoming the comeback god.

Ur granny a tranny, Ur maid an aids.

by HawaiiSalad March 22, 2018