im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

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u fasom?

"u fasom?" means "Are you a faggot or something?"

Person1: Don't touch me. U fasom?
Person2: I'm yours. You dig?

by mudblowingfaggot July 24, 2022

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When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god

"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet

by skibidi demure ohio November 25, 2024

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r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

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Man-U

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.

-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.

by sukadog May 13, 2011

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