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post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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Post-Sequitur

Post-Sequitur
A thought or sentence that continues the previous statement or thought before the prior compleation of thought and or sentence.
This may be due to either a break in the mental stabilty of one's logic chain, or the possiblity that the subconcious answers the question before the concious mind has fully formed it. Other possibilities lay within apathy or acceptence of the individual.
As opposed to a 'brain fart' there is no time between a) the orginal thought and b) the inturrupting conclusion.
"Do I want to... never mind that would be dumb." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"I want to say... don't you think?" i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Was it my, doesn't matter I don't regret it." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Watch.. (he'll figure it out) !!" i.e. Post-Sequitur
by RoninOfTheMoon January 6, 2008
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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
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jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.
Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world
Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now
by maany January 4, 2024
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Post-factual

Lame excuse for wanting your way in life.

In other words, it's for stupid people.
Man, I don't like math; I'm just gonna say I disagree on my next test, because, you know, post-factual.
by drinsidious December 25, 2016
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