Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
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Brain-Sweller

Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.
Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers
by ...V.... July 01, 2010
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Brain licking lad

a boy who loves sucking on succulent juices from the head of a 6 inch object

Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield

You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours
by Meghalaya November 23, 2021
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brick brain

A brick brain is a person named Jackson who had a brick placed on his head by a Karen.
Karen: BRICK BRAIN!!!
Jackson: *contemplates life choices*
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brain fever

(noun) A belief that "crazies are great in bed." Coined as a parallel to "yellow fever" for fetishizing Asian women, "jungle fever" for fetishizing Black women, etc.
It's not always easy to distinguish someone with brain fever from a partner who's merely willing to support you through your mental illness.
by Cardemius Brouch Jr. January 05, 2025
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Mainstream brain

A person who just gets their opinions from mainstream news sources and YouTube channels with 10k + subs. Unable to form their own opinion. Just listens. Doesnt make inference. Has a Twitter.
Mainstream Brain: I hate Metroid the Other M
Genius: Why
Mainstream Brain: Because Angry Joe said so.
by Chevyman95 September 27, 2019
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Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.
Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?
by Corporate_girly September 08, 2023
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