King Minus Touch

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.

Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.

by Legende d'Urban June 8, 2010

white trash king

Walks like an Egyptian, usually a Raiders fan, like to feed raccoons, enjoys going Balls to the wall, should not be trusted with knives. Typically breeds snakes, and has demon looking dogs and a fat girlfriend. Has the ability to cast Polka spells and regurgitate rabbit carcass's

Look at that guy a the bar, he's such a white trash king.

by John Wayne Jackson January 14, 2009

king of dog shite

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match

"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"

by Paddy the pleb May 23, 2016

lI-king-Il

The coolest / most powerful mf ever too walk the earth

Literally a god amongst peasants

That mf a lI-king-Il

by lI-king-lI May 22, 2021

felluga king kima

a sex toy in which 3 dildos or vibrators on one path in to the va jay jay

Girl:"the felluga king kima was so big i felt like i was gonna cry"
Guy:"Yea. well i did"

by Heimlich February 27, 2008

Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019

King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.

"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"

by mlP3nY March 5, 2013