Cougar & Dragon

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.

Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?

Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.

Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.

Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.

by Shredder P July 29, 2022

chunder dragon

ines moir

ines moir is a chunder dragon

by skettyhoor January 2, 2022

Dragons breath

When you crush up an extremely hot chip and ram rods the crumbs down your urethra. The only way to get relief is to cum it out like a shotgun.

Bro did you hear about your friend? He did the dragons breath in his girl and ended up in the hospital.

by Chinesebatsoup December 16, 2024

Dragon Fruit

An African woman’s vagina

Last night I had Monique over and that dragon fruit was on point..

by Bun Checker 69 August 14, 2021

Angry Dragon

When you cum in a girls mouth and then smack her head so it comes out of the nose.

Emil i busted a angry dragon in your mom

by Alexxz_m November 10, 2020

Tigre et Dragon

A pile of dead bodies.

"Remember Tigre et Dragon?"

"Yah I do. That was those losers we killed in that ants game right?"

"Yah man. What a buncha pussies"

by The truthmaker July 29, 2021

Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025