When you go to an Asian Massage Parlor and pay for a "massage", then attempt sexual assault on said Asian Lady.
by They_CallME_Threats May 22, 2024
Get the Deshaun Watson Specialmug. The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
Get the Haitian Barista Coffee Specialmug. Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.
“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”
by Casillas and Puyol December 21, 2022
Get the Marv Specialmug. by 150thefatass January 11, 2025
Get the Auschwitz Specialmug. Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020
Get the Vampire Specialmug. by thatellie69 May 8, 2022
Get the 2 finger specialmug. A reverse yager bomb where a shot glass of soft drink is dropped in a cup of spirit.
The idea is to drop and scull such that you dont taste the spirit at all and get drunk quicker.
Can be performed with any chaser and any spirit (or spirit on spirit).
The idea is to drop and scull such that you dont taste the spirit at all and get drunk quicker.
Can be performed with any chaser and any spirit (or spirit on spirit).
Dude i tried a willie special. Normally i hate taking shots but, it literally tasted so good and i got so fucked.
by Willie24241 October 1, 2017
Get the Willie specialmug.