Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
by Louisiana trouser wowser March 29, 2016
The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
by Jmj20 December 9, 2017
APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
by lawaimike December 16, 2016
Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.
by stretchdos April 10, 2022
Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS
by Candyman Can June 23, 2018