Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

Night

Daytime but for unpopular people or single adults

Mom: sleep its night
Unpopular person: no

Single adult: no

by Shigmaster January 15, 2022

Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.

Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020

interlogical snow night

wait that's illegal

Alen 1: hey maybe we should do an interlogical snow night
Alen 2: whats that
Alen 1: AH HE IS AN IMPOSTER
All The Alens: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fineti October 21, 2021

Sunday Night Angst

The act of posting an angsty status or picture to Facebook complaining about the impending Monday. If you're lucky, you'll scroll past about five to ten of these.

Aw man, Sunday already? This seems like I can get away with a few likes by posting a Sunday Night Angst status.

by Peabrain December 6, 2012

night night stick

References a man having sex with a woman and her falling asleep afterwards.

She wanted to keep playing video games, but he gave her the night night stick and she went to bed.

by Manweblover September 18, 2017