The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023
Get the Marismug. the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025
Get the mary-must-make-musty-mutantmug. The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.
by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019
Get the Bloody Marymug. Alayna-Marie is a very hot and independent woman. She’s thoughtful and wouldn’t let anyone get in her way of her self care tactics. She’s like a therapist to everyone and has many friends due to her massive respect towards other people. She’s NEVER mad so if she’s mad at you, she really hates you and wants to use your spleen as a cat treat 😍👊🏽
She’s into gore and guts and blood, she likes autopsy and would do it on you when you die because she’s do it on the the one she loves most, safe surgery 😍🤟🏽 If she hates you she’s doing unexperienced surgery on you and you’ll rot in hell with no peace 😜🪓
Lastly, she’s a GREAT girlfriend. She’s loyal, a happy person, smart, caring, and would check up on you even if you are a distant bitch that she doesn’t like. 😫🔫
So, get yourself an Alayna-Marie see what you think. 😼‼️
She’s into gore and guts and blood, she likes autopsy and would do it on you when you die because she’s do it on the the one she loves most, safe surgery 😍🤟🏽 If she hates you she’s doing unexperienced surgery on you and you’ll rot in hell with no peace 😜🪓
Lastly, she’s a GREAT girlfriend. She’s loyal, a happy person, smart, caring, and would check up on you even if you are a distant bitch that she doesn’t like. 😫🔫
So, get yourself an Alayna-Marie see what you think. 😼‼️
“Dude, this girl named Alayna-Marie is hot as hell, she’s smart too.”
“Dayum she curvy as well, but I heard she likes the freaky stuff, not the good freaky tho.”
“I don’t care I just want a girl to love me”
“Damn dude I wish I had a heart and was like Alayna-Marie!”
“Dayum she curvy as well, but I heard she likes the freaky stuff, not the good freaky tho.”
“I don’t care I just want a girl to love me”
“Damn dude I wish I had a heart and was like Alayna-Marie!”
by Cebb June 16, 2021
Get the Alayna-Mariemug. my friend janice went to her girlfriend’s house yesterday and she told me they tried the bloody mary!
by fourtwentynice January 6, 2022
Get the bloody marymug. by aaaaalllys June 7, 2021
Get the Mary Jennielyn Tuazonmug. No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!
by Chutney! December 2, 2022
Get the Chutney Marymug.