Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

Jake

A jake is a god who likes to be worshipped. He is a very special individual

Jake is cool

by Jj waller December 18, 2019

Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.

Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...

by Brahmbles June 9, 2018

Jake

A man terrible at swimming

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019

Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.

You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.

by thickcock121 February 27, 2024

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is an idiot that probably voted for trump beacuse he is a white ass bitch who gained money and fame from his brother Logan Paul. Jake Paul needs to be stopped or we will all die in the stupidity of his career. PLEASE STOP THE DAB

Jake paul rides his brothers nuts. Have you seen the diss track ALISSA VIOLET made on jake paul?!

by jakepaulpleasestop November 23, 2017

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021