blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.

I think Blake and Jake are sexy.

by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020

Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability

What’s your name?

Ohh my name is Jake Fuck

by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021

Jakes

The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023

Jake

Jake is a name for big dick skibidi toilet niggas, he’s big d randy and has a massive schmeif. Also can be very bipolar and lovie dovie.

Wow it’s jake.

by elcompajake November 19, 2023

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025