brain fart

when you forget every thing you learn to do a test
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 06, 2011
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brain generated reality

May be defined as the sensory perception of the environment ,subsequently integrated into
the existing consciousness- a consciousness which is off-course subjective.Reality therefore, is different for each individual but having many common grounds.

Prosenjit N Sinha
Russel sees a cat being reminded of the tabby his aunt had. Rasoul feels aggression, having being
scratched by one as a child. Brain generated reality here is different for each, arising out of a similar
environmental stimuli
by prosen_clarity April 03, 2016
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brained out

The effects of feeling brain-o-ed, mnagled headed, heid fried. May cause you to collapse.
"Got proper brained out earlier on, need some drugs"
by fronter23 December 09, 2009
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Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ
1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."
by brew thru her August 29, 2012
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Brain spew

When ur brain suddenly remembers that thing it couldn't think of anywhere up to hours earlier and u can help but say it out loud and feel so much better for doing so!
I just had a brain spew! That guys name i couldnt remember that I gave a hand job to in church that day was andy!! Handy andy!
by Nalker nalker November 16, 2012
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brain salmon

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.
by jamundertoast March 20, 2016
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