National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024

An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
by PurpleDrank January 2, 2021

by benco555 April 2, 2023

by SQUISHY ROASTING June 8, 2020

I hired this stripper for my friends bachelor party and as soon as she came out she gave him a flash bang right in his face
by 333bam July 23, 2024

A random name to use in unusual conditions or just to be random.
"shes just a regular person anyone know what happened to her?"
"shes just a regular person anyone know what happened to her?"
abc: whose lucy bang?
123: a famous model, what happened to her?
bob: hey what happened to Lucy Bang?
bill: Dude I dont even know who that is.
123: a famous model, what happened to her?
bob: hey what happened to Lucy Bang?
bill: Dude I dont even know who that is.
by MarkGBABYY August 3, 2008

by CRM2020 March 16, 2020
