car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

airport car

A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.

"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."

by Brock Jennings July 14, 2023

Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,

I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.

by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024

car

a kitty witty wubba bubba pookie wookie nookie dookie poopie

"look at that car.... its so fluffy"

by polywog__ April 9, 2024

Blue car syndrome

Blue Car Syndrome, Also known as Frequency Illusion, or Baader-Meinhof phenomenon; Occurs when a new idea or object (like a blue car) is brought to your attention, that thing or idea will then abruptly begin appearing more often in your life, almost as if by coincidence.

Usually this is your mind noticing a new pattern which it previously ignored, in favor of information you were already aware of.

"I learned this new word, then the characters in all my favorite shows started saying it. Weird, but probably Blue Car Syndrome"

"I bought an old used Toyota, and now I see the same year and model everywhere I go! Definitely have Blue Car Syndrome"

by BujuBoru May 18, 2023

Nas car

It means nice car but in the Language of the rednecks

That’s a nas car

by Bonkgang6969 red neck nigga December 28, 2019

Whore car

a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long

Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners

by Ttess1 September 10, 2023