Mike the perfect MAN CONFIDENT, HAPPY , WISE , DOWN TO EARTH. HONDA ENTHUSIAST! & NICE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WITH SUAVE CURLS.
by Zaddy Ramos May 9, 2024

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?
Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!
Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!
by Chromaland August 19, 2021

One badass mother fucker. Fearless, ruthless, gangsta. Strong as a lion and as rough as a grizzly. Doesnt like to do alot of messin around highly respected as a leader in a pack of wolves. As handsome as a chiseled greek god and highly intelligent as a man comes. A force to be reckoned with and the woman adore such a man they tend to him as a king fanning his highness with giant leave massaging his huge thighs and feeding him the finest grapes found in the garden. Such a masterpiece of god.
by imsoalpha May 2, 2015

Michael: i was saving that for when i eat
Vante: drinks michael soda
Michael: you drink sodas for fun
Vante: drinks michael soda
Michael: you drink sodas for fun
by Drink soda for fun December 15, 2020
