R.U.B

A RUB is a random unexpected boner. Kinda explains itself. Its comes and goes and is definitely not needed.

"F*ck man. I got a R.U.B.!"
"Aw man, im so sorry"

R.U.B by Bob man meyers March 7, 2017

Throw u in the river

Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..

we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub

Throw u in the river by Spicybite December 3, 2017

T.U.R.D. 

Acronym for Texting to an Unintended Recipient Dilemma. When you think you are texting one person, but after they respond "???" , you realize that you were on the wrong screen.

Guy 1: I sent out a T.U.R.D. at work today. I'm such a bonehead.

Guy 2: Oh man, that happens to me all the time. What'd you do?

Guy 1: I thought I was sending a text message to my friend complaining about my sucky supervisor. Turns out I wasn't on my friend's conversation screen.

Guy 2: Whose were you on?

Guy 1: My supervisor's! Know anyone who is hiring?

T.U.R.D. by poopflop January 5, 2018

bro u r soft

A person who is soft

Bro u r softer than cake

bro u r soft by Howard274y2u2 May 1, 2018

do u kno da wae

meme

hey bruh do u kno da wae

do u kno da wae by I_Like_Lasaga May 3, 2018

No u 

No u is the most powerful reversal imaginable, and in fact is the only phrase stronger than "ur mom gay" or "ur mom gay lol".

Tim: "What did you just say to me?"
Jack: "Ur mom gay lol"
Tim: "No u"
Jack: *dies*

No u by Gayestmomlol May 8, 2018

N.U.P

HELLO ALPHA STAFF SUCC ME

Non useless person N.U.P

N.U.P by N.U.P March 6, 2018