Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web

If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow

by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022

Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.

Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.

by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

lil tom tom

Lil Tom Tom the realest. Lil tom tom goes on world tour with his fans and is a billionaire. He has the best rapper in the universe and has over 14 million followers.

Have you seen Lil tom tom, he's so cool.

by xxmagical March 4, 2022

Tom Hoe-man

Nickname used by the frontline boarder patrol Tom Holman, the Trump-appointed Boarder Czar.

There goes Tom Hoe-man, prostituting himself like a common ‘Hoe’ in order to curry favor with Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud January 29, 2026