duck balls

The practise of castrating a 6’1 34-year-old male from Kansas, TX while under the influence of MDMA and a variety of vodka brands. You need to have a 1982 DMC DeLorean with the driver’s side door and the transmission missing in the same room as the occurrence for this definition to apply.

Ben committed duck balls

by im a big boy January 12, 2022

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fuckin duck

when you try to say fuckin fuck but you click the wrong thing.

i forgot my poop! FUCKIN DUCK

by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 13, 2022

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DUCK

Drama Underwriter Chick Kind
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Female with tendency to play active role in emboldened male competition; practically inciting incivility.
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May have drunken pouty duck-face, tacky sense of fashion, & engage in excessive #PDA
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Associated with:

- Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder; anxiety, depression, etc.

- Codependence, toxic monogamy, & revictimization

- Sexual exploration: groups, fisting (#silentduck), exhibitionism

1. "I didn't realize that ducking girl was leading both of us on!"

2. "She just caused a bunch of drama and ducked out when she was barely in the right"

3. "If you keep your ducks in a row then mabee you won't get slut-shamed" #ENM

4. "I'm starting to feel like I'm on a wild goose chase with this girl & she's just playing duck-duck goose"

5. I know she wants to have a simpler life and also give into some of her more primal needs; but I didn't know she wanted to have a duck dynasty!

by Prof. Cheeseburger January 14, 2022

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