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old fart

old man: get off my law :kid shut up u old fart
by QUANDALE DINGLE October 27, 2022
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Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.
Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013
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(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012
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40 year old man flirting her

When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.
Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better

Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020
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Shit-year-old

A Shit-year-old is the term for a grown peron who behaves like a child, in a paticularly shitty way. The sort of person who refuses to belive cartoon characters aren't real, claiming that they "exist somewhere".
"Jesus, Guy showed up in his Goku costume, tail and everything! He's such a shit-year-old!"
by Tatianapianist December 9, 2008
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Used to refer to a time period in the past where things were better.
In the days of the old republic I had much more freedom than I have now
by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019
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