Cookie

Cookie refers to an ass that needs to be creamed.

"I smoked that cookie up!'

by semaj.verlan June 6, 2023

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

Cookie

something u eat but u don't know how u eat it because it looks like a rabbit but its not a rabbit its a cookie

is this a cookie no its a rabbit wait idk what it is or how u eat it.

by bakinglover02 March 6, 2024