Jake and Johnnie

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie
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Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.
by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023
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The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.
"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."
by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021
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Jake clifford

An absolute legend who hates people named George turner and would love to cave anyone’s skull in at anytime
Oh that sexy beast is a Jake clifford for sure
by Cliffy 809123 May 22, 2023
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Jake

Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog
Jake please don’t bring those guns to school
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Jake

A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.
by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020
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Jake L

a dumb bitch who is offensive to many and has stupid friends that say slurs!
Person A: did you know Jake L? He was a horrible guy

Person B: ikr
by Y O U October 4, 2022
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