Cookie Tier List Day

National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.

This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.

I can’t wait until Cookie Tier List Day!

Let’s rank cookies on Cookie Tier List Day!

by Omniorb March 12, 2024

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024

Sugar Cookie

When you Fenger Myas and ejaculate on top of a cookie to give it that sweet, sweet sugar icing

I just got sugar cookied by Matt

by BusterServixx December 11, 2024

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

Cookies

Head

Girl:do you want some cookies?

Boy:yes please!

by Joe mama62 April 28, 2022

cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025

cookie blanket

yum

"Cookie blanket." "Yum!"

by humantrafficker September 26, 2021