Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

International Law

(VERB) A law stating one must complete 3 addition spins when they have reached their bottom line on a slot machine.

“I’m going to change games at $500 but as per International Law i must go 3 below”

by Tech Man Rob March 24, 2024

first-cousin-in-law

1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.

My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Reno's Law

reno's law is when you can't have sex over the age of 30 unless it is with Reno, and you can't bang canadians.

I told her it's Reno's law, we can't have sex anymore.

by renorenorenoreno June 18, 2021

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.

My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Fivehead's Law

Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.

Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."

Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?

by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022