Sticky magma slap

When one proceeds to ejaculate into ones hand and slaps there partner with said hand

"Are u ready to receive this sticky magma slap, I'm going to strike you with the hand of Satan"

by Changingroomtodd July 28, 2016

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slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see

Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day

by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020

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The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021

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Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

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