Usually carries about 20bags on him 24s, steals mopeds and fucks everyone’s girl so keep them hidden from sam
by Bigdon May 16, 2019

A great gym partner who is an absolute gym rat. His deadlift is phenomenal and his belt is even better. BIG Football guy.
by Jim Nantz 69 July 19, 2018

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Who the fuck is Sam?
by Sam2000 November 21, 2021

Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever
by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020

Two fun girls who will rock your world (separately). They love drinking and are great potential trophy wives. #daddy
by Mehehehehehi January 2, 2022
