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Protein punch

Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.
Bro I just did the protein punch.
by T bone 15 November 23, 2025
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Punch the Fairy

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy
by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019
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Fuck Punch

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.
Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.
by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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Throck Punch

This is when a male is punched in the throat and cock!!
Andrew: Jess stop being a Bitch!!
Jess: Andrew I will throck punch you!!!
by cogswell82 July 1, 2016
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Punch

Using stolen credit/debit cards in order to buy something for your own good.
I just hit a punch on a Plain Jane bout 3 weeks ago.
by Didionroeblock July 17, 2023
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