chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.

John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.

by uucpd December 20, 2012

Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"

Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!

by the real boy11 July 13, 2015

armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017

Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019

Punch in the Piss Pan

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina. Aka Fisting

SKÖL Bro: Did you hear that Rich gave his sister the old Punch in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: NO SHIT!!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022