Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

Playing Genshin

A well known midwestern euphemism used when you want to discreetly tell someone you are about to eat ass

Im going to be playing genshin with him for 5 hours if you know what i mean ;)

by papapixels January 20, 2024

Pack-n-Play

Overnight bag stocked with essentials for an overnight play date.

Ohhh you want me to come over? Bet, let me grab my pack-n-play.

by clubcoco September 22, 2023

Playing for money

The act of using everything at one's disposal to win in a primarily non-competitive video-game, often times abandoning all fun aspects of said video-game.

I don't want to play with them because they're always playing for money.

by ChaosBLR November 8, 2025

Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"

"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"

by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017

Playing Icarus

Acting in a risky way that goes to shit if circumstances change. Named after the Greek boy who flew too close to the sun.

"How'd you get in debt?" "I was playing Icarus with my money and spent my paycheck on games, not expecting I'd lose my job. I wasted my savings."

by NitroFire90 October 12, 2023