Straight to the Heart

One some real shit when being serious

Yo bro Straight to the Heart when I see him it's litty

by TreyRoxkontheBloxk March 20, 2022

Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.

"You have Straight Envy! "

by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017

Straight

LITERALLY PYRO. HES THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE?? DUHHHHH :3

Pyro is so straight

by oleicautismeater February 19, 2024

Super straight

Gay furry

“I like men and anthropomorphic animals”
“Omg your super straight too!”
“Hell yeah! (Makes out)”

by Vegan_Meatball April 10, 2023

Straight Twinkies

A set of two.

Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies

#yosoyeelprimo

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014