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bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.
get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.
by CosmicEye July 4, 2016
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Tossing The One Bean Salad

1. Manual stimulation of the female clitoris. Most frequently an act of self-indulgence, although some consider "The Toss" to be a normal activity during sexual encounters Third Base.
Dude... I was walking past your Mom's room and she was flat on her back "Tossing The One Bean Salad"!!!
by Boogie D October 12, 2011
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bumbaclot bean bush burgla

Bumbaclot refers to a rag or cloth that is used to wipe ones anal region, Also Jamaicans use this word in replace of F*ck to express anger or surprise.

Using the Jamaican term and adding the "Bean Bush Burgla" refers to as robbing the female genitalia region.

The Four B's
Bumbaclot: F*cken
Bean: Vagina

Bush: Pubic Hair
Burgla: Robber
Eh bredren you Bumbaclot Bean bush burgla ah! Cheee!
Brother, you robbed that girls vagina ah, Nice!
by DjKeyz March 2, 2012
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cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010
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Dirty Little Bean Boy

A short Mexican boy or man. Often unsightly and full of acne.
Me: Hey Auggie have you seen the dirty little bean boy?

Auggie: No, I think Harley’s at home faking a flu.
by JAGERTHO October 7, 2019
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Three Bean Salad

During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.

Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.
Taco Bell is the best fuel for a three bean salad.
by Taco Lion October 27, 2007
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Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
by Chris Bird April 28, 2009
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