Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.

“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”

by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019

Crossler Middle School

Place full of cool enough people, people with hobbies (let's not be mean to furries and anime kids guys), annoying kids that skip in the bathrooms and break the rules (a lot), idiots, overly smart people, and decent teachers. Shoutout to Mr. Mace guys I love the class, love the teacher, hate 6th period so much I'm in it and there's like a maximum of like 8 good people. If you stay with your type of people your experience won't be shit. Could be better, overall 7/10

"I go to Crossler Middle School"
"oh ok"

by hikikohardcore April 25, 2024

Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.

John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences

by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021

huffines middle school

The hell place in lewisville where kids don’t care if they get in trouble they do what they want

“why is he such a bad kid, oh ur goes to huffines middle school”

by nahoana February 17, 2022

North middle school

The definition of north middle school is fake ass people will talk shit behind ur back and still wanna be friends w you and the teachers will be hella nice then 2 seconds will be hella rude . If you went to north middle school you most likely had a glow up and u don’t give a shit what other people think .

Hey you go north middle school right

yep

by cacadoodoofartboob September 9, 2021

Independence Middle School

A crappy middle school in Virginia Beach, VA. The teachers suck, the office staff suck, and everyone hates everyone. At lunchtime, everyone has an assigned seat. The 6th graders have more freedom than the 8th graders. There is a prison fence surrounding the school and all of the windows have iron bars on them. Simply walking in the hallway to the bathroom will get you detention... (Saturday detention!!!!!!!)

Me: Is that a prison?
Jack: No it's IMS (Independence Middle School).
Me: No way!!!!
Jack: That place is a hell hole!!!

by THICCpussyLipsDave February 24, 2022