King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

king of dog shite

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match

"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"

by Paddy the pleb May 23, 2016

king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

white trash king

Walks like an Egyptian, usually a Raiders fan, like to feed raccoons, enjoys going Balls to the wall, should not be trusted with knives. Typically breeds snakes, and has demon looking dogs and a fat girlfriend. Has the ability to cast Polka spells and regurgitate rabbit carcass's

Look at that guy a the bar, he's such a white trash king.

by John Wayne Jackson January 14, 2009

Rodney King light

A long, heavy flashlight still used by some cops. Due to its weight it is very effective for causing great bodily harm.

One redneck says to another, "Look Rufus, I got me a Rodney King light. Nobody better mess with me."

by Dawer November 12, 2006

Alexis Celine King

The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.

If I don't marry Alexis Celine King I might just die.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.

"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"

by mlP3nY March 5, 2013