A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.

Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree

Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.

by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015

Jake

Bot

Jake is bot.

by Jimm12245653 April 17, 2019

Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.

Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!

by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021

Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep

Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep

by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024