Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

Jake

A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.

Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.

by FishCat01 April 28, 2019

Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.

Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

Jake

An extremely intelligent, sexy, thicc, hot, round booties man. Did I mention his dick is huge

I wish I was Jake because he’s fucking gorgeous

by Amasinb March 9, 2020

Jake

cool awesome half white man

jake is cool

by 9jakey wakey October 14, 2021

jake

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked

hey jake he is a nonce

by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021

Jake Paul

An obnoxious young male. He's messed up in the head. He manipulates little kids. He will do anything for clout and views.

Erika Costell: Did you hear Jake Paul is getting married with Tana mongou? And he is making people pay 50$ to watch the ceremony!
Alissa Violet: I bet they are gonna get divorced since it's just for clout and views

by VroseV July 28, 2019