Jake

AN AMAZING KID WHO WILL STIVK WITH THERE BEST FRIEND FORM THE MOON AND BACK!!! And he will get all the girls in his school but he will say no because he is Loyal to his true girlfriend

Jake is so nice. Remember he was with Alem

by YaBoiAlem December 7, 2019

jake

fucking rapist manipulative bitch

friends: you’re dating jake? i’m so sorry

by bigfatcat November 21, 2021

The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.

"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."

by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021

Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021

im jaking it

A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: " im jaking it."

by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025

Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.

Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.

by ARVEDA May 16, 2018

Jake and Evie

Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap

Jake and Evie are soulmates

by smexc person 12 November 22, 2021