Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times

Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.

by Whomstst October 8, 2022

Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.

Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.

by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022

A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob

Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Rydah Jacobsen

A sexy man that gets all girls and will take yours

Rydah Jacobsen is sexy

by lilrydah October 18, 2022

Jude Jacob

often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer

Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

Onkel Jacoob

The Maroccan word for calling someone attractive.

"You are looking really Onkel Jacoob today!"

by Nigel Sarrim November 28, 2022

Dirty Jacob

a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.

Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"

by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023