Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Jake's Memes

Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities

Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right

by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019

Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022

Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep

Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep

by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.

I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.

by CrayZonder May 19, 2017

Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around

“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

“I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”

by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019